It's not Birdemic it's Birdtastic!

 

Its classic boy meets girl meets angry swarms of homicidal birds. 

 

I would like to stop everyone for a moment and call everyone's attention to the valuable dating lessons contained in the first 75% of this movie. 

 

1. If you see a girl that even looks like someone in your high school english class make sure to pass off your attempts at conversation as a thinly veiled try at nostalgia. 

 

2. Make 10 million dollars.

 

3. Sell your company for 1 billion dollars. 

 

4. Talk about her. 

 

5. Call attention to your recent purchase of a 3KW solar power system for your home. 

 

6. Talk about her. 

 

7. (and the most important) Have good posture. 

 

With these 7 easy rules anyone can -stalk- hmrmm hrmrmm  date their own model and or convince them to go to a cheezy motel next to the cheap resturant you just took her to. 

 

Birds attack the end. 

 

Written by

Jason Mcroberts