Rest in Peace Ron. 

 

Let me start this Eulogy by saying that Ron Burgandy was survived by his loving fans who adorned the first film and was murdered by the creators of his second film. Ron was a man of little talent... horrible friends... and a Brick. Come on his name is Brick... the jokes in this film fell faster then my panties at a jonas brothers concert when they brought out a lizard and started licking it spitting wildly into the audience. Dont tell me it didnt happen cause it did... were you there? No... then dont question me. So they added Kristen Wigg into the mix... I did threaten to beat someone with a shoe unless they told me what was so funny - only during the time she was on screen - 

 

So I do admit I am a bit biased on the film due to the fact that I did only see up to the Kristen Wigg scene and then was kicked out of the theater ... I also am missing a shoe. 

 

I did try to watch the movie again but then after about twenty minutes of crying and then self loathing then masterbating with my tears as lubricant I found myself just turning off the phone and going to pretend my life meant more then this movie tried to take away. Rest in Peace Ron Burgandy?