As Above So It blew.

 

SHOCK! JAW DROPPING! BEWARE! These are words that are used to describe movies... I know cause I looked it up. Google for life. So this title confused me. At first I believed this to be a comedy which was just making a very obscure fart joke. When I ended up walking into the "R" rated movie for BLOODY violence, terror and language, it dawned on me... "this is going to be a dark comedy!" I was not mistaken. Allow me to explain from the bottom to the top. 

   UNDERNEATH all the suspence and screaming of characters lost and confused about the situation there is a calming vibe of interheightal sexual tension going on that makes you hunger to witness what could have been and what was. We did get glimpses of this structured tension imagine with me... the midget in this being the horror that is trying to pleasure the towering figure ahead which is the plot. Oh my this is the same sentence I said as a child and back then I also misspelled a word. I did end up leaving the theater not thinking that I have just lost money but gained a sense of duty, a sense of pride and diligance because during the film I stood near the exit directing traffic as the other theater goers leapt out of their seats trying to find a clear place to vomit. Of course I directed them to the projection booth, no one made it past the third step and the second step became a communal sespool of critiques. I took a selfie with the pool o success and upon learning what hashtags are I used the amazing picture as a clear review on my twitter. As above So Below #Review #Ineedsoap

 

BY GERALD CRUM