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BEST BOOBS ON THE HORROR TOOB

 

It's a little known fact that most horror movies, big or little have boobs in them... big or little... 

 

Some are good some are bad. Some make everyone sad

 

But here now is a list of the best (so far) In horror. 

 

 

 

 

We BEGIN our LIST HERE WITH a girl who litterally has her breasts insured for a million dollars.

 

 

 

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

 

 

We see why. But lets begin on what horror film launched her into the

horror boob starlet. That would be this film here. 

 

 

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER. And... a sequel... 

 

 

Notice the posters still had to get her breasts in ... yeah... Also focus on every one of these screen captures of the film. Her breasts upstage her more then any other person in both movies. 

The creators of the film franchise.... (cough) two films... knew what we came to see... Not a story about a killer... killing teens ... but the numerous situations to put those twins in harms way. 

Kelly Monaco 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PLAYMATE OF THE MONTH IN 1997 AND A CHILD ACTIVIST ! Part time model and actress full time super hero

This lady did a little horror film

that everyone wishes they 

did not watch called 

IDLE HANDS

 

 

YOU MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT

From that movie we would 

brag about Jessica Alba.   BUT NO SHE DIDNT MAKE THE LIST. 

Not saying Jessica Alba doesn't have a nice body but her ass... sets are really just that ... she has an amazing backside but... we are not focusing on butt we are focusing on ... the to half of the body ... which this girl has much of. 

So this girl here stole the show in this ... well lets say let down of a film. (IDLE HANDS) and she ran home with it in a clown faced car sex scene with a man who... also had a strange other visitor ... a severed hand. 

To do list... 

Have sex with mulitple people at the same time - no check

but

have sex with a severed hand and your boyfriend. - CHECK

KATE BECKINSALE  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The only actress on here that does not have a drivers liscense. 

She is one of those actresses that you see in everything playing a bad ass. AND as you see here they love revealing that ass... of hers. 

But little known is that her body is quite petite but people dont just show as much of the rump area only. In all her movies there is some very interesting ways that film makers have found to accent her ... front area. 

Now husban Len Wiseman got most notibly the best shots of her. During a sex scene and to the right... the same sex scene. (underworld 2) She did get ... seimen on her during the scene... (that was on a blooper)

JESSICA BIEL  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A girl who loves to collect vintage glasses without

the lenses. 

This girl added the bulge in our pants during the reboot of THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.

 

Evil villain weilding a chainsaw VERSES a Good heroine weilding no bra and a white tied up shirt.

 

Only a fool can not guess the outcome of a movie that would sport Jessica Biel in that kind of clothing. No way was she going to have a single once of her blood spilt.  

Odette Yustman  

 

 

Who cares they photoshopped her butt... 

she's given us so much more. 

 

She starred in a film called THE UNBORN , which talks about her 

unborn child haunting... her.. or acutally lets be honest, a dead 

child trying to get into her and live as her child. So ... no its still 

the way I said it to begin with, cause how do we know that its

not the original child... maybe the audience is mistaken

But in all truth of the matter wed didnt go see the movie cause it looked good, we went cause a woman half naked stood in the front poster and her butt looked amazing. 

BUTT? Hold on isn't this about the chest? Yes baby birds yes it is. Focus on the first picture she is in and there you will find that she has soo much more to give rather then just an ample ass.  

HONERABLE MENTIONS. 

 

 

 

Anna Hutchison

 

 

Monica Keena

 

 

Shannon Elizabeth

 

 

Kelly Brook

 

 

Emily Booth

 

 

Sofia Bush 

 

 

Shelley Hennig

 

 

Unnamed Naked Girl from MUCK

 

 

Neve Campbell

 

 

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