BLOOOOD REUNION ! THE HORROR STARTS

 

The epicness of such a title sounds like it will be having not just one O but two! And it does. It spells the word blood like it should be and the reunion part sounds like its not just a union but with a re infront ... So that was the best thing the creators of this film did is make a coherent comprehensive title. The rest is like... well... okay so I watched this and just like that day when I watched a three legged dog humping a stuffed animal for about ten minutes - I was entranced and horrified by the sheer shock value of the aweful nature of it all. This movie is the best I've seen coming out of the "I didnt spend a dime and got everyone for free and I am obviously not talented " Kind of realm which is pretty good. I would expect people who have no creativity and who were mentally retarded to put out something more on the lines of a "POT ZOMBIES" type of film but this blew me away. My pants did not slide down at all from the weight of "OH THAT WAS SCARY " shitting of the pants but stayed up and firmly attached to my mid section Steve Erkle style. The only thing I can say that I did enjoy was the naked scenes or lack there of cause I didn't want to see any of these actors or actresses reveal anything on camera. 

But I do pose a question to these film makers. 

Did you see the snaggle tooth?