BRICK MANSIONS... BRICK MANSIONS.

 

When I stumbled upon viewing this movie Brick Mansions I was actually heading to find some dark place to pick my stubborn thigh pimples in peace, I found this film to satisfy my desired uninterupted need. The theater was a dark and dreary place where the hollowness of being completely isolated from the outside world teetered on a pole of uncertain dispare. To my surprise the darkness of this theater was lit by a film that had the title BRICK MANSIONS... which was very nicely dictated by one of the characters near the opening of the movie so that way if I forgot which movie I was watching I was gladly reminded. Which happend several times to me in the process of viewing the film and my head between my legs picking at all the oozing puss around my thighs. Good job film makers. They really knew that people viewing this movie were not actually coming to view this movie and would be doing multiple things at the same time so reiterating the plot every so often really helps. 

BRICK MANSIONS. 

           Does this movie stand tall with the other such action flicks right now... Brick Mansions... finds itself standing with the other such heavy hitters of the era like anything Kevin Sorbo is in right now. The end of this film made me smile from ear to ear, not the ending sequence but the credits cause it lasted well beyond the two second marker showing proof that unemployment just went up. I found a good space on my arm to jot down some key names so that way I can go to shelters and give them a much needed sandwhich. By the way I'm talking about Brick Mansions, incase you forgot the plot of this review.  Brick Mansions.

Overall it was an enjoyable experience,

I had fright (sitting in a theater all by myself)

I had thrills (as I bulldozed the blemishes of my legs)

I had laughs (as I remembered where I was)

I had excitement (as I found the dollar in my pocket)

I had enjoyment (as I found a well balance of sleep and comfort)

And I had exercise (as I stayed running around the asiles trying to utilize the most out of the theater)

Written by

Gerald Crum