THE Degen... "no picture" rets

 

 

So it was my birthday and a friend of mine said "Yo dog wanna do som som really off da chain?" And so I ended up breaking off my friendship with this man and never talked to him again. That was how I felt about this movie. I started off being more then just acquintances but on the lines of hugging feeling maybe even a bit of groping but suddenly it plummeted into a neather region that I was like "Uhh.. did you just touch me there" No we have to break it off... We are not that kind of friends. So half way into the movie my finger probing my belly button trying to put a good amount of lint in there to keep the rest of the navel dry. Its a good way to also attract the females. Trust me if you are looking for attention .. NAVEL HAIR or lint button I like to call it. So my lint button was being pet quite vigerously until the movie actually turned on... then I turned it off after the first five minutes... started to pace wildly as I argued with myself. "Is this what I wanted? Will I subject myself to this horror?" I mustered up the courage but had to grab some toilet paper rolls and watch through a make due binocular system so that way the awesomeness of this film could not over load my head. Before the ending credits I found a static dingleberry hanging off the side of my tv... so I plucked it made a few wishes ... 

 

Static dingleberries allow you 5 wishes and if you succeed doing this five wishes then you are given 2 wishes in return and 1 wish rebate so you can maybe cash it in for about 4 percent down on a third wish but added shipping and handling. 

 

My wish came true and I cant find this movie anywhere anymore.