Don't Hold your breath.

 

So this happened... This movie ... 

 

Odd question... do you think that this movie is just trying to make us afraid of "HANDICAPPED PEOPLE" because trust me I saw a guy with a disability that made his face look like a dog and I really found myself haunted for years to come. I still wonder about dog boy and where he is right now. He sat across booths from me while I was eating my mongolian food. I didn't think he knew i was staring until he looked up and I swear he barked at me ... just wanting to be pet... From then on I could never go to another family reunion and I stay far away from my grandfather. 

 

I don't believe the DON'T BREATHE writers understand a few things when it comes to writing a clearly interesting story.  You see... I made some eggs one day... they were cooked to perfection half way through my cooking frenzy when I decided to continue to cook them because my RAMSY radar was working over time with the EMRIL "BAM" threesome. This union of awesome ended up that my complete manufacture of edible eggs became that of a hard coal like substance. This was not due to the fact that I may have this foot fungus that seemed to smell a bit awkward that morning and I was going somewhere a bit later and decided to run to the bathroom and take care of it with a very heavy set of cologne and or body spray. So after this endevor I found no care for this coal of eggs. NO reason no want to how ... 

 

This was the main characters of this film, DON'T BREATHE. These egg coal characters were bad people... so why do we care... ON COPS do you watch the show and go "Nuh ah, no way. Don't arrest that crack dealer." No you want the crack dealer to get his butt hole checked and fondled in prison. Thats a bit harsh okay Butt hole lovingly enlightened with force, in prison. But that is how I felt in this film. I wanted every character to get killed by the blind man. I wanted to see the girl get raped. I wanted to see the blind man win... not just lose but still alive at the end... and he killed the two guys and the girl and her sister get to go live with a million dollars... 

 

Selfish girl... This film just says " hey get a few friends and go stealing from houses and guess what... there is a chance you might run into a man who has lots of money and if so... a few of your friends may not make it but its totally worth it you'll be sipping champagne on an island with your little sister for the good part of your adult life."   

This is the equivalent of showing that all prisons are just men doing the THRILLER MUSICAL dance and combing each others hair. Guys its a tea party. Come join. 

 

Was the movie at least scary? 

Well the tv series LITTLE BEAR makes me leap out of my skin and this movie for more then less bored me to tears. 

 

DON'T BREATHE - DON'T CARE - DON'T WATCH