I'm infected. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

About three days ago I found a strange few bumps. This was around the epicenter of my mud sludge dropping region. These bumps did not agree and got extremely angry at me any time I tried to give it a friend which I kept renaming (names such as) Simon and fartfuckle, Lemony Shitpicks, Dark Crystal, Clive Barker and Poomba. But they lashed out with pure animosity and sent tendrils of vicious hatred up through the chasm and into stink mountain and right into the pain recepticles. I was not having a joyous winky face type of situation instead I found myself laying on my side in a doctors office as he made black friday jokes while splunking in fudge cavern. All of this was something not entirely painful, at some points I found enjoyment but mostly it was just one uncomfy mess. After this whole ordeal I decided to finally turn off the movie and go to the doctor thinking I had hemroids but to my suprise it was just the movie.