The most walked out movie of all time!

 

This movie boasts one of the smallest theatrical gross of all time. 13-17 thousand dollars. But this has one of the highest ratings on ROTTEN TOMATOES. How? Why? Is it that bad? But also that Good?

 

I pulled back my sleeves, put on my rubber jumpsuit and plunged right into this travesty.

At first I was intrigued. I really did like how it was going. The sounds, the lights, the 1920's atmosphere, the comedy was great and everything seemed to be placed together in a way that just kept a smile on your face. We got a butt song called the final derie ere. Which was fantastic. But then after too long you start to feel drained by it. The humor is still there but its now less of a smile ha ha and more of a ... that is weird and I didnt expect this... type of feeling. Then that feeling subsides. After too long you check the runtime and realize you have 40 more minutes of this and it starts to proceed onward like it will never end.

 

And it doesn't ... it wont end. You've been ensnared in a vortex of never ending bad jokes and strange images and flat women breasts. It keeps on going. There is no sign of it slowing. So the danger must be growing. The humor is a slowing so the drama keeps a growing. And all the time your mind is ever slowing but the grim reaper is a mowing...

 

Then it all stops abruptly like a willy wonka paddle boat and a man finishes his bath. Now he is prepared to walk out into the world. That is truely the end of the story. Nothing really links or has a reason. Yes it links loosely but to the over all bath tub idea. No it doesnt.

 

It was terrible but at the same time for some reason it is enjoyable but it is not a so bad that its good scenario cause this film knew what it was doing so when it slows down and becomes serious it almost loses that flare and then when it continues the humor it still had lost its fun that it began with. I have mixed emotions about this.

 

This makes me feel like I'm at a party and I have to go into a make out room with a girl I like and then realize I have been kissing their pet lobster the entire time but I felt excited and arroused by the kissing so ... the lobster wasnt really a bad kisser ... but it wasnt who I made it out to be. So I'm mixed. Was it only good cause I thought it was who I wanted it to be or was it good cause the lobster was passionately going at me as passionately as I was going at it.

 

I will never know.