GHOULIES I - No , II - NOPE, III ? YES!

 

I was making a sandwhich and I didn't know if I wanted it to have

some new toppings or stick with the same old stuff that made it 

good in the first place. I decided to just keep it normal and the 

same. Then I sat down and started watching Netflix and to my

suprise I found an unfamiliar face. GHOULIES... 3? I didnt know 

they made a third. I thought they stopped at 2! My body turned

cold and blossomed with goosebumps as my hinny itched with

unfathomed passion and desire. I must watch this B Grade pile

of awesome! The buzz from the CRTV I dont have hissed across

my waking brow as the opening title came in so fast I could 

barely make out the worlds. GHOULIES... GO TO COLLEGE. Not

Ghoulies III ... Go to college... just Ghoulies. Oh well who cares 

and so I brushed it off as the first opening kill was underway. 

Yes, It ... was ... underway ... shoving a dude in a toilet ... and 

the ghoulies... talked... yeah they just started blurting out words

as they also continued to smack each other and make lame jokes

like I was wiping my butt with an old three stooges episode and

out came green and mangled puppet dingleberries reenacting 

classic comedy but poorly. 

 

To my dismay the film really was bad... and yanking... really...

I grew up in the 90's and never heard pranking being called 

yanking. No one thinks thats cool. The movie was not a 2 star

(didnt like it) - NETFLIX rules- Nor was it a 3 star (LIKE IT) but it

did linger somewhere around the 2.5 star just because for a low

budget film the breast to body ratio for the attractive females 

was amazing. The breasts were better then those then most 

A list films. SO that pushed the 1 star rating way past a 2 and 

almost into a 3.