200 Million dollar GODZILLA indie film? 

 

Am I a GODZILLA FAN? Is Mothera a homo?  But Godzilla... the beast that really keeps on ticking. He's died countless times but still keeps on fighting the good fight. I was more excited about watching this film then the first time I got my first physical. At the beginning of this film when the smoke was all over the screen and the words fly up through the debris I found myself turning to the left and coughing three times. I was beyond the edge of bliss... At any moment I was about to witness the first Godzilla that actually deems GODZILLA STATUS... (that was my mindset) But... what happend during the film was something I could have never expected. ... let me go back a year. 

                    PACIFIC RIM just came out and we have stylized monster vs mech action. EXPLOSIONS on the screen = explosions in the pants. 

Fast forward to watching GODZILLA. I was expecting PACIFIC RIM style action and style ... I got... a giant ... two hundred million dollar indie film. GODZILLA was not the main character... actually when he showed up it was more like the director edited him out cause he didnt act right... so it was like "This guy isnt getting any more work in hollywood" I think GODZILLA was just a too bit high maintenece on set. I actually saw on an interview that GODZILLA asked for only fiji water... That pretentious asshole... He couldnt just go with regular tap water... In all it wasnt a bad movie ... just wasnt ... a godzilla movie... I mean i did get some fan boy stains on my pants as he used his power for the first time and wacked things with his tail. But really on a scale from do i need new pants - to - wear these pants for ten more days... I'm on day 3 of these pants and I'll change tomorrow. 

 

Written by

Gerald Crum