WHAT THE MUCK. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I once saw a quad amputy have sex with a camel. I'm not proud of my google search but I stand by it. And just like Richard Gere and the chimney sweeping Gerbil I clenched one last time before I gave right in to this film Muck. I bought this at the bargain bin outside a homeless guys house... which was just the Hastings across from Braums. Being only a dollar Ninty nine I thought I could never pass up a deal this good. Especially cause I donated to their Kickstarter Campaign that helped create this film. Oh where did my dollar go. I asked politely into the butt cheek poster ... 

The film started out exactly how I thought It would. Tits and ass... But with a huge twist... Scared tits and ass ... with wet sludge on them. Or shall I plug... MUCK. Before I knew it questions surged through my head as I tried to puzzle the movie together. Where did this random light come from. Why is there a stain on my couch. Why can I not stop putting my finger in the stain and where are the funyions. I knew I had an entire bag somewhere in the house. The opening tittles came on... revealing a girl lost in her... nude... progressively lost as she frantically stands and looks around in seperate locations. With no shots of her face... just her boobs and butt. I think I saw a toe once. If you are into foot fetishes everyone that could be for you. But the grueling credit sequence got me actually off the couch as I started thinking about things that I shouldnt have. I found myself too in the nude... with a windex bottle (emptied and filled with water) Spraying my buttocks seeing if I too could get it to glimmer as seemlessly in the spot light. As the opening credits smoldered to a hault I did too with severe depression soaking my every pore. I do not have that good of a butt... It isnt like a mirror when wet... it absorbed all the liquid like a sponge... So ... now I sat watching the rest of the movie depressed and moping over my sponge ass... 

 

The movie was like a sponge ass... soaks up any pleasure you can get from the tits and ass and humor and throws it into the toilet like a diet hot pocket. 

 

Directions for DVD. Open case. Place directly in toilet. Do not flush, just enjoy.