MULVA ZOMBIE ASS KICKER

 

When you sit down at a movie because of the poster... and you get the classic bait and switch that every person whose ever dated on TINDER will tell you. Photoshop and (models) vs reality are completely unsatisfying... well ... its bad... 

 

I expected a pig tails big boobs chick with a mini skirt and a plastic nerf gun to be fighting off hoards of the indie world's most cliche'd monster. What I got was a ... mentally handicapped beaver mutant ... brushing her teeth with chocolate syrup and wearing glasses rims ... Now keep in mind there was still hope ... I thought by some means maybe she will like morph into this poster chick. Like maybe she goes super saiyan. So I continued on... and on... and on... and.... the mutant didn't go away. It didnt leave what so ever. There's moments in life where one asks the important questions about homicide... and I could relate to anyone whose committed crimes due to passion... about hating this movie. Its really common. Look it up. So far 48 people have murdered someone due to the viewing of this film. If that is not a PSA for never witnessing this again... then what is.