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The man , the myth, the LEGEND. 

 

Move over Tommy there is a new Terrible Sheriff in town. His name is Neil... Neil Breen. 

 

 

This is less of a review and more of an exposé of the most unique person in the film making business. 

 

BUCKLE UP and put on some JOHN MELLENCAMP... crank it up to 11 and hold on tight. 

 

ITS ALL SOLD OUT! Every showing.   - that is what I experienced when going to the showing of Neil Breen's FATEFUL FINDINGS. I had to 

witness this piece of cinema history in the confides of a closet, a cellphone (phone charger attached, its a long film) and the youtube express. 

 

Little did I know what would awaken in my closet that night, what beast that would arise. The arc of the covenant had been opened and every

bit of this man's greatness spilled out flooding my entire livelyhood. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its quite hard to put things into perspective here but let me try. The truth is I am pretty sure Neil has never seen a true film in his entire life. You see films possess things that Neil has refused to add in his films, such as:

-Storylines 

-Plot

-Climax 

-Rising and falling action

-Pacing

-Reasoning (such as the actors reasons for interacting with each other)

 

 

 

Neil has rebelled against the the over bearing nature that is "normal" cinema. The last 100 years of film making has taught Neil nothing and he has equally thrown the decades of perfecting the cinema structure into a blender and downed it with some champaign. Neil Breen is a man, not much of a man to look at but is a truely defined man... if your talking about on the inside. He refuses to conform and in his work he tries to tell the world about the national........... and international corruption he knows is going on. 

 

As a star Neil Breen is not that convincing. IF you mean... Ladies man, Action star, Actor, World class hacker, Macho, Muscular, Charismatic... he lacks in every aspect, but makes up for it in sheer manly oomph. He is the only man I know who can show his obviously late 50's marble sack with pride. 

 

How a man with so little and with so much balloon neck could get attractive women in his film stand naked or lay naked with him is beyond my understanding. He is my bad movie Buddah. 

 

NEIL BREEN is the unrelenting beast, the denizen of the deep that demands our attention and grasps it in an unrelenting ferocious nature that would make cujo look like a bunny rabbit. 

 

 

 

How a man with so little and with so much balloon neck could get attractive women in his film stand naked or lay naked with him is beyond my understanding. He is my bad movie Buddah. 

 

NEIL BREEN is the unrelenting beast, the denizen of the deep that demands our attention and grasps it in an unrelenting ferocious nature that would make cujo look like a bunny rabbit. 

LETS ALL PUT OUR HANDS OVER OUR UPPER BELLY AND REPEAT AFTER ME. 

 

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE 

TO THE BREEN 

OF THE UNITED NEIL HERE IN AMERICA

AND TO THE AUDIENCE 

WHICH IS US

WE SHARE 

ONE MAN 

UNDER GOD

A MYTH 

A MAN 

AND A LEGEND. 

 

 

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