RUBBER - FLAT OUT HORROR. 

 

During this enTIRE movie I found myself asking why? What's my purpose in life? Am I real? Am I even here watching this movie? Why am I watching this movie? Why is there a tire killing people? Who would make this? Who would watch this?      THE ANSWER IS I AM. I AM WATCHING THIS... 

          So picture this for a minute. Me sitting down pants off due to the fact that when a gorey B grade movie is on I tend to get a bit too excited and can not control my bodily functions so I would rather not soil my good pants so in this scenario I dont have pants. Again pants gone, movie starts as we watch movie goer's watch a movie about a killer tire that is just being rolled around the desert. Yes, for the begining the tire is just being rolled around the desert all amazingly. The best actor in the movie is the tire. The range of emotion on the tire is beyond that of glue and or Kristin Stewart. This tire really know how to capture the true heartache that is being a muderous blood thirsty tire.      When watching the film I watched myself through a mirror to really see how the concept behind the entire film came about. I put myself in the film, felt the heat of the desert sky... the fear that comes from being alone pantsless with my roommates passing by watching me watching the movie through a mirror. In all this movie is a flop, a flat tire and doesn't even have a hot girl in the film to jack it up a notch. So does it deserve to be watched ever? Yes, if you want to lose friends... invite them over for movie night and pop in this film. 

You will find a whole lot of violence and anger after the end of the movie from your friends towards you and you may not survive... so if you would like to live in a survival horror movie... pop this thing in and watch your nightmare ensue...

after the film... 

Written by

Gerald Crum