SLEDGE - HORROR FILM

 

So I've been a bit under the weather lately so while I'm not working at my fabulous sandwich making job I decided to put up a kickstarter for a new venture of mine. That has not gone well so far... all I though was that people would be on board with getting sock puppets of famous dead presidents. Some complaints were that I just put googly eyes of sock puppets and others say that I am just selling dollar store stocks for more money without doing anything to them. I don't go to their house and use the bathroom and then insult them for using cheap toilet paper... I just say thank you. So since I took down the kickstarter I fell into a deep depression and found myself browsing some "don't do it" websites. I realized after a few of these websites that they were anti suicide and I wasn't trying anything like that I was looking for a website that could support me for giving up on my dream, not suicide. 

 

I found this ad pop up during my accidental anti suicide spree. "SLEDGE - FILM" so I thought maybe its some kind of dont do it movie about the weight of the world bearing down on people... but I was... not too far off. 

 

The film started out with a girl on a couch watching a bad horror movie. Of course I immediately could relate cause I with lack of the female parts AM a girl on a couch watching a horror flick. Little did I know how terrible this was to be. Two minutes into the film I thought I accidently stepped on the remote but the sound was still going through the speakers... I didnt understand what was going on so I got up and started looking through out the tv ... HOPING it wasnt my television going out cause my sandwich job could not pay for a new giant 24 inch screen. This thing is my life line.  I couldnt throw my Doc Mcstuffins viewing parties. (I post times and dates on the social listing on craigslist and everyone who rsvp's is welcome to come) But what I came to realize is that the first portion of the movie is actually just shot poorly and close up to the point of blackness all over the screen. Yeah. NOTHING wrong with my screen at all! 

 

So the movie goes on and I start to just feel deep in my loins... that I am not watching this movie cause of interest... I'm watching to see the couch girl again. Not cause she's uber attractive or a good actress... But to really see if she was feeling the same way I was. Lost ... alone... vunerable and of course miserable. She popped up a few times... I didn't notice cause my brain has since then shut down from being strangled with snoredome. See that I put boredome and snoring together making my own word. I'll add it to urban dictionary if you dont know the meaning. 

 

THIS was a lack luster film. SLOPPY and worth not sharing to anyone. SO of course my review is the exact same.