Transexual killer... 

 

I remember the first nightmare I ever had. I was alone... I had a sandwhich in one hand and a donkey kong butter knife in the other. I was hunting the wild africanized killer rabbit. This thing was cute and cuddly but had the balls of a walrus and could reproduce A sexually. I was on the verge of reenacting the Most Dangerous game as this terror was also hunting me.  Then twenty five years later I stumbled upon this movie that I missed during my youth. And it all came bubbling back. 

 

 

 

 

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This was suppose to give children nightmares and never want to go to camp again... Luckly in this version she didnt whip out her badly imposed dick and go on a killing spree... No she only used her very famous name and landed her a role that will scare the hell out of anyone whose still three to five years old dreaming about the care bears which oddly haven't had a reboot... What the hell guys... what the hell... why not? Now I know the care bears is a bit homo but at this day and age we embrace any and all cultures. CARE BEARS SHOULD BE ONE OF THEM. Except lets make the care bears kill people... I smell emmy. Oh and this movie... well after watching it... I feel like this is something that deserves to be left in the vault... and probebly could have been better if she chased everyone around with a dick in her hand instead of killing them with a... butter knife... and other odd assortment of badly devised weapons... kills ... mayhem. 

 

I will watch the next two cause I hear there is a series of FOUR! 

Oh boy! The shit will come piling on.