Bait and switch magnificence. 

 

What we have here is another 1 Star rated Netflix rate gem. By that I mean this movie is a 1ct cubic zirconia in a dazzling pear shaped cut. LOL did I just say that? Let me pause to check my medications for a moment. 

 

Ok now that I'm back at proper dosage lets move on with this review. 

 

Sure there were 2 out of 3 classic horror elements in this movie (blood and breasts) and they did allude to number 3 or beasts. But honestly they just didn't quite get the whole idea of horror completely right. In fact for the first 10  minutes of this movie I felt like starting an online campaign to have it's rating lifted to at least 2 stars (well 1 and half stars really).  I mean its pretty classic, drunken pot smoking young people camping in the woods.  Visions of people being eaten by werewolves populated my head.  Sadly this was not to be...

 

THERE WERE NO DAMN WEREWOLVES!!!!

 

At the end of this movie I was left reaching for my cell phone ready to call the Better Business Department and complain about this movie's obvious bait and switch techniques hoping to warn the general public of this movie's dubious business practices.  The only thing I can do now is hope that this review is read by the entire planet so as to warn as many good decent horror loving folks as possible before they waste 85 minutes of their life watching this. 

 

BY Jason Mcroberts