Is there Boobs? No... Why watch it? 

 

At first glance I see a dude in the center, a girl under each arm and a whole bunch of rednecks wearing joke costumes of classic horror movies and a fat man jumping over a moon. So my main wish was the fat man jumping over the moon was the main focus, in a weird way I was right. He didnt fight crime by falling on them or jumping around all fat albert ish... by the way thats the same actor... I wont say his name so he doesnt feel insulted being in the movie. Shame on you Keenan Thompson. While watching the movie I found myself just crossing my fingers and begging that the little skimpy indian costume became tighter and or fell off during the course of the movie but that was just a wish that ended up as far off as Keenan Thompson actually being able to ET it over the moon. But was this at all enjoyable? If you like scary movie (OH IT SAYS ITS BY THE SAME CREATORS!) then you really wont like this movie... IF YOU LIKE ... THE GINGER DEAD MAN then your your as real as Wes Craven making a decent horror film. OH hold on... did WES CRAVEN touch this flick?  (I took several hours researching, meaning two minutes on google) No he never touched, thought, or spoke or even watched this film. Sadly this does not have his signature mark of shit stain but that just means you can actually watch this movie and it be bearable. The movie does add one twist and turn which i did not see coming and I laughed because I remembered the good ol days... when cinema like this was funny... WHAT was the twist? LESLIE NEILSON! YES he shows up as a female waitress. How funny is that? Not funny really at all... in concept I think it would be hilarious in fact lets think about it now. How funny can that be... leslie neilson making some funny puns and jokes as an elderly fat woman waitress. Ah that neilson... He was probebly so hopped up on adrenaline and viagra that he didnt care to read the script so he just hopped into the fat suit and then the adrenaline and viagra went away and then he was puppetted around by an unfunny midget. So all in all here is what i felt about the movie... if you want to just sit around and beg for the hot chicks to get naked so that way you enjoy the movie... then dont watch this ... rent anything Jennifer Love Hewit is in. 

 

 

Written by

Gerald Crum