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SWAMP ZOMBIES (2005)
This was my reaction when I learned the name of this film and that it existed.
Let me tell the story and allow you to know the scary truth of this film and what it does.
So this starts out when I was a kid long ago. I never knew my parents. Never even had a picture of them. They died when I was young. I was forced to live with my aunt and uncle and their annoying fat son. I wasn't allowed to watch tv or anything. Then I grew up and went off to college. There I learned some really cool things of the sciences and also was able to make two life long friends.
Over the years I did some big things there. Master of the chess team. Beat some bad ass people at chess. I killed a snake with a small party sword. I hunted for ghosts. Beat people at Dungeons and Dragons. Formed a club that learned how to fight, went on several big adventures but ultimately saved the school from That that shall not be named. "Swamp Zombies" I can say it now, cause the movie is entirely vanquished. But Swamp Zombies.
There is no escape. Once
you say the name, Swamp
Zomies. It has you. It has
pulled you in and there is
no escape. No amount of
sex scenes. Random nude
moments or Superb "B"
style martial arts can save
you from the terror that is
SWAMP ZOMBIES. See the
types of thrills and chills
that can be lurking within
the walls of this movie.
SWAMP ZOMBIES.
I once thought that young kid film makers would learn to get better as they age. This is like a four year old grabbed a camera and decided to film his best friends out in random places pretending to be zombies. Nothing more. Nothing less.
ZOMBIE KUNG FU? Yeah it's got it too.
The real terror is that this film was good enough to be shown to the masses. Someone picked it up. May have taken 7 plus years to do it. But it got picked up and no one ... NO ONE IS PUTTING IT DOWN!