Certified Fresh 

 

Finding the time to watch something that actually has mixed reviews instead of 

just a hodgepodge of hate is quite a new trend that I plan on keeping up with. 
I've found my New Years Resolution. 

This movie could not have felt more INDIE if Michael Moore deficated on my face

and we then laughed about it while having a totally non homosexual bro hug for 

the next 16 or so years. This was unique though. It tried things you don't see in 

"Normal" cinema. I mean it seemed like the twist was going to be this always 

used cliche but then it gives a second twist that brings a smile to your face while

you scream happily with laughter ass it blows you away. This was just about the 

most clever film I've seen in years. I'm trying so hard not to spoil any of the clever

jokes through the film but even the MUSICAL SCORE will have you rolling every 

time it comes on. I wont go into too much detail here cause this movie deserves

the amount of surprise it will deliver. 

THE PREMISE is insanely stupid and you would think that there is no way that 

you would get such big names attached to this. But they did ... and it was ... good.

It has some dumb disgusting humor that continues to make you flabbergasted 

and entertained all in one. The movie is spot on and does not bore or drag on 

ever. 

Take this to heart. THIS IS A GOOD MOVIE. ASS SWEAR IT IS.