Classic vs just bad...

 

I find joy doing many things. I wont boggle you down by listing all of them off but here are a few... singing to chickens... drowning goldfish... and taking a number two while standing. These are just things that are mine that I shouldnt really be telling anyone ... just like if you saw this movie. You start to feel really dirty like you just found your grandmother's vibrator. Some things that become eminent within the story are tiny little things like ... the whole movie. You have to love how long this movie is... within the first five minutes I looked around begging for someone to turn off the television. This did not happen because I have no friends... my nextdoor neighbors did eyeball me a bit as they walked past the house with their kids on their bikes with me yelling out my window at them. I guess yelling come in here and help me and kids please come inside , did not spur anything but "okay the walk is done".

 

On a side note... just because I make a bad joke at a pool party does not mean you should move. You advertised that "pool party" on a cardboard box outside your house. I did not know that a second invitation was necessary... and maybe next time you should put an age limit on the same sign cause if I see pool party ... Johnny's coming over with a six pack and some cheetos... come on ... I gave your 8 year old the cheetos "birthday party" not pool... party. Get your signs right. 

 

Sorry for the emotional tangent. I just had to get that one off my chest. 

So this movie. I dont find it really entertaining to be torturing myself with watching these storms of feces but it just so happens that I run into them. I run into them alot. This is why I no longer have a drivers liscense and a bad knee. SO the film finds its ending when you exactly think it will... - nothing being resolved and the monster now dead-   Now this movie says "FROM HAUNTED CAVE" how do we know this cave is haunted and there is no reference of the cave it is in is haunted. AND why when the beast is not in the cave its almost see through and why does it seem spider like but with tenticles and why did I watch it... and ... the why's can go on forever. But really what you have to fully ask yourself is... who... who thought this was a good enough idea to make into a movie. And for that guy who did think it was a magnificient idea... well hats off to you. It was crap.