The Texas Chainsaw Massacre:

 

 

Leather face makes a come back in this 2003 reboot of a horror classic.  What has he been doing this whole time you ask...well its not cross stitching I can guarantee you that. 

 

Yadda yadda yadda teens driving to a concert...yadda yadda yadda teens naively wander into the clutches of a disturbed cannibalistic family. 

 

Let me just say I'm a big fan of Jessica Biel...no I don't scour the internet for the latest pictures or news about her...no I didn't weep when she married Justin Timberlake...and finally no I'm not a member of her fan club.  But just like Christopher Walken on that SNL skit I was left wanting more cowbell or in this case at least twenty more scenes of Jessica Biel running. In fact changing the entire 90 minute film to Jessica running may have gotten the director an oscar.  I'm just saying. 

 

Performances by actors R. Lee Ermey and Andrew Bryniarski (Leatherface) left this viewer torn between rooting for the teens and rooting for the cannibals. 

 

Watch this movie if you like Jessica Biel running or if you secretly want Leather face to win. 

 

Written by

Jason Mcroberts