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So the we made a list... TOP 5 Sex scenes in horror flicks! 

 

Sex and violence… they go together like fat kids and cake, don’t they? We watch a lot of horror flicks around here, and many of them are pretty violent. But how about sexy? Well, ok, we wouldn’t really consider a big breasted blonde being sexually assaulted by a disembodied head particularly sexy... we lie. It's pretty hot.  Well, you equally disgusting freaks out there are in luck because we now present to you:

 

TOP Five SEX SCENES IN HORROR! 

 

5. Lifeforce (1985)
Sex Scene: Whole movie 

This sexy ... nude... (yeah) Nude Space Vampire Chick makes out with men and then sucks... their life force... and she's naked... pretty much the entire movie is this... 

Lifeforce or (Mathilda May) thats the name of the naked vampire girl who is the only real reason to watch the entire movie. JUST REMEMBER if you lost your pants while watching it ... it is perfectly normal.

9. Jason Goes to Hell: The final Friday  (1993)

Sex Scene: Tent Death

A coroner is possessed by Jason, returns to the woods, and takes out a girl (a horny Michelle Clunie) having sex in a tent. This horror movie sex scene is over the top (especially in the uncut version where she is sliced up the middle) but what makes it funny is that before having sex our couple decides not to use a condom. She tosses it away, which of course Jason did not find funny! 

3. Evil Dead  (1981)

Sex Scene: Raped By a Tree 

When you go on vacation the best thing to do is make sure you watch out for strange trees that just think that they can get all up in your business without buying you dinner first. They tried recreating this for the new remake but I dont think they grasped it that well. 

Original:                                    Original:                                 Remake:

4. Jason Goes to Hell: The final Friday  (1993)

Sex Scene: Tent Death

A coroner is possessed by Jason, returns to the woods, and takes out a girl (a horny Michelle Clunie) having sex in a tent. This horror movie sex scene is over the top (especially in the uncut version where she is sliced up the middle) but what makes it funny is that before having sex our couple decides not to use a condom. She tosses it away, which of course Jason did not find funny! 

2. Starry Eyes (2014)

Sex Scene: Devil Blowjob

So this just teaches you that you should not swallow the devil's jizz... or you become a monster. 

1. Teeth (2014)

Sex Scene: Bitting off a penis with vagina teeth. 

So this was a movie that has scarred men for some time. This is actually pure fiction... no documented case. 

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