Torment. 

 

Hmm a new movie Katharine Isabelle is in. She is beginning to be a "B" movie scream queen. Not that I'm complaining cause here she goes in freddy vs Jason humping a guy then she goes and stops off to take quick shower... as if it was the messiest thing she has ever done. Then you have her in such movies as See No Evil 2 ... where she straddles a corpse and pretends she is going to hump it... Do you see a pattern here... In the movie  American Mary she is not randomly humping anyone, she tortures them. But along her very active career in B-Grade Hollywood, she has just started another film - How to plan an Orgy in a Small Town- 

It seems like everything is trying to get her to do something nude or at least sex related, but she is better then that RIGHT? 

Well in torment she does have a sex scene and a lot of side boob. So... no... 

 

At least she is working! 

 

Now lets talk about the movie. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At the opening of the movie I felt a slight twinge of delema as the camera angles sent my pants flying off and I put down some plastic bags I stole from walmart so that way if I were to mess myself I was prepared ten fold. So I sat down as the movie kept going but the bags really got sticky, and hugged my legs and my buttocks to the point of nearly causing them a stroke. I've never wore skinny Jeans but I assume they are not as form fitting as plastic bags. I actually got really depressed due to this form fitting as I noticed that I wasnt as =IN SHAPE- as I would have like to have been. So I started twisting my ankle some so that way I can work out the Kankles. I felt the burn as I really delved into this exercise. I started to sweat down my kneecap and I then glanced up at the movie noticiing something that shocked me. I felt nothing, no fear, no anxiety, nothing. The camera danced so much and made the scene so amazingly tense but even with the main character girl being pretty and her being in perril I just could not feel interested in the movie. It wasnt the lack of cinematography just the story ... it was ... meh. 

 

I awoke from my mindless stupor after the movie hit the ending credits and I just felt... empty. Lacking all forms of happiness and discomfort, I just felt nothing. I really wanted to like this movie- I kept saying to myself as I looked up pictures on the internet of the film. IT WAS PRETTY. It wasn't bad acted. Just... wasnt ... ah... I didnt hit my climax of horrorgasm. I was left with the blue balls of horror, a horrorcetimy happens when watching this flick.