TRANSCENDENCE - WOW

 

Lets begin with me saying this "Here is a movie that transcends what you expect to get from a movie. 

 

It was a given and I know you were going to find out anyways but I did know the spoilers before I walked in 

For example... The DEPP was in it... and he dies... and gets hooked up to a computer... 

So now that we have that out of the way here is what I experienced on this roller coaster for the kiddies. Oh... hold on ... there is no straps for this ride? AND this ride has no height requirement and the ride doesn't go over 2 miles an hour and takes you in a circle and back, no ups no downs... just a waste of time... But wait a tick, am I in the right movie? (completely empty theater) Of course I am. Across the way Guardians of the Galaxy is playing so I knew this theater would be clean. But come on its THE DEPP! How can he do a movie that isn't just mind blowing! It was upon typing that last sentence that I started to think about the DEPP that I am referring to... I refer pre Pirates sequels and post first Pirates movie. Everyone can imagine their own Depp... I choose mine to be a success instead of a dried sponge trying to soak up any kind of life it can before it flakes into pieces. 

 

I have transcended to a new way of movie reviews. By just showing you what I could have wrote and then doing the real review here... after this break [             ] The review just happened. 

 

By Gerald Crum